A Bloody Joke

Bush got something wrong with his brain, and he went to see a doctor.

After the medical examinaiton, the doctor told him:

"Bad news, Mr.President. Your brain has two parts:one is left, and another is

right.Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing

left."

Paul Potts

A cell phone salesperson from South Wales, champion of British Got Talents Season 1.

He sang "Nessun dorma" at his debut, and silented the crowd.

There were something in side his voice that touched almost everyone.

He did not sing as well as Pavarotti, but his performance is better than many

singers'.

I compared his performance between his debut and at the final.

Although he was well dressed and got his hair set and the stage is bigger the crowd

is larger...etc. In my opinio, he's first performance is better.

GAY-Rod SUCKS

He's the Yankees' third baseman,

well, he has been a son of the bitch for a long long time.

In 2004 ALCS,game 6, he hit Bronson Arroyo's glove, to prevent from being tagged,

and each time when he slides to second, he always tries to interrupt the

second basemen by kick or even punch them.

On May 31st, when the Yankees were against the Blue Jays, it was at the top

of ninth inning, Yankees' catcher Posada popped one up, whlie Gay-Rod ran

through Blue Jay's third baseman McDonald, he shouted 'I got it,' or

something like that, thus, McDonald thought it was shouted by shortstop Clark,

and he missed the ball.

Some said that it is very common on the baseball diamond, you do everything

you can to help you team win the game. But such of these performances are

totally really infamous. How can a man, if he has his conscience, do these

again and again and again and again? Is he a famous professional baseball

player or what, a rogue?

Maybe we can call him A-Rogue next time.

Click, Click, Click!

http://www.clickclickclick.com
This is a war, no, not only a war, but a crusade.
Game one ended on Apr 16th, 2007.
At that time, most of the contest countries are European countries.
The champion of game one is Denmark.
A month later, was game two, and this time, the winner was beyond everyone's mind.
It was Japan, which led Poland, in the second place, for more than a hundred million clicks.
The champion of game three, which anounced two weeks later, was Japan again.
But this time, it led Hungary by merely two million clicks.
Game four, ended a week later, this time, Hungarians beated Japanes by fifty million clicks.
And, when it came to game five, Taiwanese joined the game.
Most of the clickers in Taiwan are from PTT, the largest BBS site in Taiwan, most of us are college students.
Despite the coming final exam, some thousands of PTT users crazed into the game, fight against Hungarian and Japanese.
Although we clicked for many days and many nights, we failed to surpass them.
We only clicked two hundred and eighty one million clicks.
Hungarian did a billion clicks, and Japanese clicked twice as the Hungarian did.
But we shocked the world.

The yellow one is Taiwan.
After game five, we started to recruit clickers, by the time game six started, the clicker of Taiwan is about ten thousand.
We clicked and clicked and clicked, we started to invent some little programs that can click automaticly, we started to
make friends with Japanese and Hungarian, we started to be espionage for Taiwan, all because we want to win game six.
It took Japanese for almost a month to invent their first automatic click program, but it took us only five days.
It took Hungarian some weeks to recruit clickers, it took us only some hours.
We led at game six for almost 120 hours, but because of the Japanese's powerful weapon, we lost.
We lost for only eleven million clicks, and both Taiwanese and Japanese clickers clicked more than one billion clicks.
Although we lost, we're really proud of ourselves.
Because we clicked and we are clicking and we will still click for Taiwan.
We "Tell All Individuals We're A Nation." That's what we want, and that's what we click for.

A Bloody Joke

A man named Kevin died in his own room, he was burned to death, so it's hard to recognize.The sheriff asked his friend Craig whether he could tell this is Kevin or not.Craig turned Kevin's darked body over and say : "No, this isn't him." The sheriff asked : "why?" Craig said : "Because Kevin has two assholes." The sheriff was shocked, but he said nothing, and he asked another friend of Kevin, Jack, to recognize the body.Jack did what Craig did, and said what Craig said.The sheriff was really confused, he asked them : "This is Kevin, isn't it?" They answered : "No." He asked : "Because he has two assholes?" They answered : "Yes." He asked : "How come?" Craig said : "Well, each time when we went to the pub, the townspeople always say: 'Lo, there comes Kevin with two assholes.'."